BIKE UNC

RIDE / 001

THE ROUTE

NEIGHBORHOOD LEGEND

THE RIDE
NEVER ENDS.

BIKE UNC is built for the long way home: a quiet pedal, black shades, and zero interest in the finish line.

CERTIFIED
ROAD UNC
Bike Uncle riding a black bicycle in sunglasses

MILE 0.0 SOMEWHERE AFTER SUNRISE

NAME
BIKE UNC

TICKER
$BIKEUNC

MOOD
UNCHAINED

ORIGIN STORY

THE UNCLE
WAS ALREADY
OUTSIDE.

MILE 01 — THE FIRST TURN

THE MAN WHO
OUTRAN THE GROUP CHAT.

01

Before the noise

Every town has an uncle who leaves before anyone is awake. Ours traded excuses for a bike, a pair of shades, and an open road.

02

The impossible build

One morning, the handlebars somehow met the uncle. It made no sense. It looked completely right. He nodded once and started pedaling.

03

Still rolling

Now he rides past every trend, every red light, every “you still up?” message. BIKE UNC is not chasing the cycle. He is the cycle.

THE ROAD HAS NO ALGORITHM. GOOD.

BIKE UNC ECONOMICS

BUILT LIKE
A FIXIE.

Clean, direct, no gears to blame.

$
BIKE
UNC
100%
COMMUNITY RIDE
0%
UNC'S BAG
SUPPLY1,000,000,000
TICKER$BIKEUNC
CHAINSOLANA
TAX0%

There are no shortcuts, no presale turns, and no map. Just the ride.

YOU CAN'T
FUD A MAN
WHO TOUCHES
GRASS.